Friday, June 25, 2010

Movies That Should Be Made

  1. A decent adaptation of The Great Gatsby. Fitzgerald's novel is superb, but pretty much all the film adaptations have been epic fails. It's about time someone fixed this.
  2. An animated movie about turtles. We've had frogs, deer, cats, dogs, foxes, hounds, fish, penguins, and robots, but nothing about turtles. Turtles are cool, so a movie about them would also be. (If there actually is a movie about turtles, please let me know.)
  3. A Where's Waldo movie. Some artistic liberties would obviously be taken, but it could be done. Waldo would be some elite globe-trotting super-spy/action hero/general do-gooder. Maybe he could team up with Carmen Sandiego or something.
  4. A James Bond movie with a reasonable plot. (More Casino Royale, less Quantum of Solace)
  5. Heck, any sort of action movie with a reasonable plot would be nice. Given the plotlines of most action movies, I'd even settle for a semi-coherent one
  6. A biography of Winston Churchill. That man was so bloody hardcore. (See here, but watch for the strong language. There's quite a bit of it.)
  7. Something with Vikings.
  8. A romance film chronicling the life of the Loch Ness Monster, and it's turbulent relationship with the Sasquatch.


  1. Waldo Ultimatum:

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Franklin? Yeah, there need to be better turtle movies/shows.

  2. I really like #2 and 3!!!