- Mo' [NOUN], mo' problems.
PERSON: "Gosh darnit! We have so much bloody bread in this bloody beach house!"ME: "I know, man! Mo' bread, mo' problems."
- If [EVENT] occurred, it would create a [VAGUELY SCI-FI SOUNDING THING] and tear a hole in the space-[SAME NOUN AS BEFORE] continuum!
PERSON: "Clint Eastwood is so awesome."ME: "I know, right! If Clint Eastwood cloned himself, and the two clones met, it would create a positive feedback loop and tear a hole in the space-awesomeness continuum!"
- What the monkey/frankfurter/flying flapjack?
[A llama jumps out of your cellar]
ME: "What the monkey* is that llama doing in my cellar!?!"
*In this case, "frankfurter" or "flying flapjack" could be used in the place of "monkey." Which is used is left to the discretion of the speaker.
- Don't judge me...
[PERSON is reading this blog post]
PERSON: You actually say this stuff?
ME: Don't judge me...