Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Great Gatsby Limericks

Lookin' fly, Jay. Lookin' fly.

There once was a fellow named Jay
Who amassed a fortune his way.
He became a bootlegger,
Now he’s rich (not a beggar)
An he stares at a green light all day.

In East Egg’s a woman named Daisy
Who drives old Jay Gatsby crazy!
She loves his beautiful shirts
So much that it hurts
But she’s “old money” and lazy.

The nrrator’s a fellow named Nick
He’s nice, but a little bit thick.
He dates Jordan Baker,
(She’s really a faker;
Cheating at golf’s quite a trick.)

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